FINALLY,
A MARKETING
AGENCY
THAT DOESN'T
Websites, SEO, and ads that actually make the phone ring. No contracts. No jargon. No 47-page reports you'll never read.
We build websites and apps that actually work. Then we make sure people find them.
Wild concept, we know.
We Don't Expect You To Trust Us On Day One.
In WritingWe expect to earn it. So we put our money where our mouth is — three guarantees, no fine print, no asterisks doing cardio.
30-Day Money-Back Guarantee
If you don't like working with us in the first 30 days, tell us. We refund your first month. No forms, no guilt trip.
90-Day Results Guarantee
We agree on one number up front. If we haven't moved it in 90 days, we keep working for free until we do.
No Contract, No Setup Fee
Month to month, cancel with 30 days' notice. No onboarding charges, no implementation invoice.
Don't Take Our Word For It
Real Businesses. Real Results.
"This team is so professional, kind and patient. They are transparent with pricing and skilled at their craft. Communication is quick and I received the finished website in what felt like a blink of the eye. I found them through word-of-mouth and could not be happier with the whole experience."
Chuck Elliott
Web Design
"Jennifer and Brian assisted me in setting up the SEO foundations for my new business and its website. Sly Nerds has been very responsive and communicative. They've been super helpful, especially to an average-grade tech person like myself. I highly recommend."
Dwight Wilcox
SEO
"Sly Nerds is awesome. We've hired our share of coders and developers for our e-commerce business and none have held up to the level of consistency, reliability, and talent that Sly Nerds has. Their team is versatile and can handle anything."
Peter Liu
E-commerce
"I had such a great experience working with Sly Nerds! I started the process with Brian, who was extremely helpful from the beginning. He walked me through everything and made sure I understood the steps clearly."
Shakita Cox
Web Design
"Great experience with Sly Nerds! They were so patient with our delays and always so quick to respond. Thank you for the new site!"
Jessica O'Connell
Web Design
"Partnering with Slynerds has transformed our approach to digital engagement. Their team is creative and diligent, consistently providing more than just technical support for our web and SEO needs. Each project is handled with innovative solutions."
Denise Rai
SEO
OUR BREAD & BUTTER
WEBSITES & APPS THAT DON'T SUCK
15+
Years Experience
200+
Projects Delivered
98%
Client Retention
<24hr
Response Time
Why Us?
No BS.
Just
Results.
DATA OVER HUNCHES.
Gut feelings are cool for lunch orders. For your business? We use actual data to drive decisions that matter.
PARTNERS, NOT VENDORS.
We're in it for the long haul. Your success is our success. None of that 'project's done, bye' nonsense.
TRANSPARENT PRICING.
No hidden fees. No surprise invoices. We tell you exactly what things cost before we start. Revolutionary, right?
ALL CUSTOM. NO TEMPLATES.
Your competitor probably has a template site. We build everything from scratch so you actually stand out.
WE ACTUALLY ANSWER.
Sick of agencies ghosting you? We respond. Like, same day. Crazy talk.
STRATEGY FIRST. ALWAYS.
We don't just make things pretty. We dig into your goals, your audience, and your market before touching a single pixel.
DATA OVER HUNCHES.
Gut feelings are cool for lunch orders. For your business? We use actual data to drive decisions that matter.
PARTNERS, NOT VENDORS.
We're in it for the long haul. Your success is our success. None of that 'project's done, bye' nonsense.
TRANSPARENT PRICING.
No hidden fees. No surprise invoices. We tell you exactly what things cost before we start. Revolutionary, right?
ALL CUSTOM. NO TEMPLATES.
Your competitor probably has a template site. We build everything from scratch so you actually stand out.
Ready to Build
Something Real?
Tell us what you're working on. No sales pitch, no pressure—just a conversation to see if we're a good fit.
✓ No spam. We hate it too.
✓ Free consultation included.
✓ We actually respond. Same day.
Takes 60 seconds. We read every message.